alexandergold:

Tonight, Tyra Banks responded to a three-year-old tweet from Janet Jackson. Unbelievable.

lil-bo-peeping:

*walks up to hot person’s parents* my compliments to the chef

purple-shirt-of-sex:

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

welcome to tumblr, child

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

looks like this test was

a piece of cake

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

so t mobile stepped its shit up 

it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s 

buttpocalypse:

rotfuenf:

A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a city
And this is what happens as people approach it.

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

liftedandgiftedd:

I hope you dont mind if I,

• wrap my legs around yours
• lay my head above your heart
• run my hands through your hair
• play footsie with you
• put my hand on your tummy
• play with yours hands
• give you fishy kisses
• talk about my day
• sing you a song
• fall asleep in your arms
• sacrifice you to satan